A matter of language
Husband - Cindy baby, how come you now speak Thai on the phone?
Wife - Oh, hon, I almost forgot to tell you. I´m moving to Thailand to join my new hubby, Aarun, who is waiting for me, horny as hell, so he tells me, the naughty chap.
Along with his lovely six children, his ma and pa, besides some seven or eight of his siblings.
But don´t you worry, dear, they are all fluent in good old american English!